What is your earliest memory?
Watching Disney’s Fantasia. While my mother worked she would leave me in the care of her friend who happened to work in a movie theater. Her friend would leave me watching Disney’s Fantasia on repeat for what I think was a period of 2 months. Im sure this is 80% responsible for molding me into who I am today.
Which living person do you most admire?
I admire anyone that has the balls to live life like they want to. You want to be a smurf; be a smurf. You want to fuck smurfs; fuck smurfs. You want to be a smurf that spends his day dressed like a hooker and walks like a monkey; Do It!
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
If get a craving for cake I cant just have 1 slice. I tend to eat the whole thing and then some.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
I hate fake motherfuckers, bigots, and boring people to name a few.
What is your greatest fear?
Not getting a chance to cross out the things on my “To Do” list. For example when I was on my way to Tokyo for a gig I obsessively thought; If I have to die right now can I make it to the gig so I can perform in Tokyo first.
What was your most embarrassing moment?
I’m never embarrassed and always honest.
What is your favorite smell?
Besides lilies, foreskin & sweat I’m also particularly keen on Curve. It’s a cheap perfume you can get over the counter at Duane Reade drug store
What is your most treasured possession?
My brain.
Where would you like to live?
Berlin! Hands down best place for so many reasons. It reminds me of “the Land of Play”. It’s the place that Pinocchio goes to where he eventually turns into a donkey.
What do you most like about your appearance? What do you most dislike about your appearance?
My twice broken nose. My twice broken nose.
What is the worst thing anyone’s ever said to you?
Can’t think of anything a.t.m. I must have blocked it out.
What is your favorite book?
The Man Who Fell in Love with the Moon by Tom Spanbauer.
What is your favorite film?
By default Disney’s Fantasia.
Which words or phrases do you most overuse?
It’s fucked up!
What has been your biggest disappointment?
Childhood.
If you could go back in time, where would you go?
I wouldn’t. I’d like to go 1000 years into the future.
How do you relax?
I draw.
How often do you have sex?
Every 5 minutes in New Fuck New York.
Where would you most like to be right now?
Ko Phi Phi.

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